With lawyers you take out the entire herd.
A truck driver's driving down the road and sees a priest walking down the shoulder. Pulls over and asks if he wants a ride.
The priest accepts and they're tooling down the road, and they see a lawyer walking along.
Well, the truck driver normally would run over a lawyer, of course, when he didn't have a priest riding along with him.
So, he musters all of his self-control and drives on past. But he hears a 'thump-thump' as he goes by anyway!
He turns to the priest and says, "Father, I didn't hit him, really I didn't!"
The priest turns to him and says: "Don't worry about it, my son. I got him with the door!"
"With lawyers you take out the entire herd."
No Bag Limit for Scumbags ah?