[Brilliant]

Police went to Dittman's house around midnight Tuesday, after he called to complain about vampires prowling outside, press reports said.

Facing an armed and dangerous subject, police officers are entirely justified in using lethal force, the LEAA noted.

The vampire was armed? I thought you needed a silver bullet to take down a vampire.

[woofer]

I thought you needed a silver bullet to take down a vampire.

No, that's what you use to kill a werewolf.

For vampires, you got to get them in a position to make it easy to drive a wooden stake through their heart. Getting him to assume a reclined position makes the finish easier to accomplish.

[Bigh4u2]

"I thought you needed a silver bullet to take down a vampire."

Nah!

Just a 'steak' through the heart.

Isn't that what the knife and fork were for?

:0)