Harry Whittington to make statement at 1:00 PM EST (Live Thread)

[Raebie]

Breaking on Fox.

[BunnySlippers]

I like that!

[Raebie]

They just said that Cheney would make a statement too.

[Mo1]

If it isn't some kind of body double.

Now they are saying a body double???

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Aeronaut]

The Buckshot's Here

Wouldn't "The Birdshot Stops Here" be more accurate?

[toldyou]

Honestly, when I saw this thread, I thought that someone at DU will say it's a body double...I was even going to joke about it here earlier, and sure enough....you found the comment. They will never cease to amaze me! (shaking head and rolling eyes)

[Sax]

Hmmm, and it looks like he's posted over 1000 nuggets of DU wisdom. And it looks like he's 6 hours ahead, so does that put him somewhere in Eastern Europe? I've heard they do quite a bit of body doubling and corpse puppetry in Eastern Europe /sarc.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Big difference between buckshot and birdshot...

[Billthedrill]

This is fun, innit? Kinda hoping it continues for awhile. Like Whittington gets up before the camera and says something like "Yeah, it's true, Cheney tried to kill me because I know too m-" and then he grabs his throat, starts making choking sounds, and slides under the table, emerging with a grin and saying "just kidding..."

[small voice in the wilderness]

Yes. But we're dealing with a MSM that insists it was buckshot. That, and the meaning would be lost..;)

[Repub4bush]

You are absolutely right!

There is also a big difference in bird shot and BB's. I looked the other night.

I opened a shell casing with bird shot. It takes around 10 bird shot pellets to equal one BB!

[I still care]

LOL. Isn't Demeter an asteroid?

I knew those DUers were from outer space.

[Mo1]

I wonder if the press will start yelling at Harry like they did with the doctors?

[toldyou]

ROTFLMAO!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!

That is Funny!

[clawrence3]

Cheney is with him at the hospital?!

[billhilly]

Yes. But we're dealing with a MSM that insists it was buckshot. That, and the meaning would be lost..;)

Its those new magnum buckshot bullets.

[clawrence3]

You can bet on it.

[Raebie]

Don't think so. But that would be awesome.

[O Neill]

While waiting for the aged, Texas sports enthusiast Whittington, there'll be an interview with 3 frogs who happen to reside in the very Tall Grass neighborhood in question...

Frog1...'Bud...'

Frog2...'wise...'

Frog3...'er...'

[Carolinamom]

It'd suit me if Mr. Whittington included in his announcement that he was taking legal action against some of them for invasion of his privacy.