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Iran Renames Danish Pastries (Now & forever to be referred to a "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad." )
Associated Press ^
| 2/16/06
| ALI AKBAR DAREINI
Posted on 02/16/2006 1:04:47 PM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9
You mean they can just rename some food they're not supposed to eat and then it becomes OK? So do they call sausages "Consorts of the Prophet Muhammad" and it's all good suddenly? Hmmm. Practical religion this.
To: presidio9
They kneed to alter the recipe, too.
Add more yeast so the dough blows up...
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:12:04 PM PST
by
null and void
(<---- Aged to perfection, and beyond...)
To: dynachrome
Right. As His Excellency the president likes to say, "turd blossom".
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:12:52 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: Tokra
just choked on my soda and sprayed all over the keyboard.
You should post a warning - 'comment may be hilarious'
To: Natural Law
BTW, doesn't "Ich bin ein Berliner" actually translate as "I am a Danish?"
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:14:24 PM PST
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: null and void
They should be fried in pig fat.
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:16:36 PM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I went hunting with the VP and all I got was this lousy, holey t-shirt"- mewzilla)
To: BenLurkin
Maybe a few French - fried.
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:17:27 PM PST
by
ZULU
(Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
To: conservativebabe
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:17:34 PM PST
by
null and void
(<---- Aged to perfection, and beyond...)
To: blueminnesota
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:17:37 PM PST
by
ConservativeMan55
(DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
To: SusaninOhio; Tokra
That would make a good tagline.
"Warning-Comment may be hilarious"
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:18:01 PM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I went hunting with the VP and all I got was this lousy, holey t-shirt"- mewzilla)
To: presidio9
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:19:03 PM PST
by
Cap Huff
To: presidio9
Just one small change
Roses of the Alleged Prophet Muhammad.
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:19:11 PM PST
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: presidio9
""Roses of the Prophet Muhammad.""
Bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa.
To: presidio9
Roses of the Prophet MuhammadI can hear it now. "I'll have a Mo to go"!
I didn't start it.
To: Cap Huff
Correct: "I am a jelly roll . . ."
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:22:50 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: T.Smith
Interesting. Does this mean that Warner Bros. needs to recall immediately ALL copies of "Caddyshack" to remove the Danish reference to keep Muslims from getting pissed off all over again and burning/pillaging/having hissy fits?
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:25:44 PM PST
by
kromike
To: kromike
Muslim hissy fits are forgone conclusions in a any situation. It's best to just leave the classics alone and just hope the Muslims don't start bombing golf courses in retaliation.
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:27:26 PM PST
by
T.Smith
To: presidio9
In the same spirit I rename the toilet as:
The Fountains of Shite
To: presidio9
"Iranians love Danish pastries, but when they look for the flaky dessert at the bakery they now have to ask for "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad.""
And the Danish, in-turn, renamed their toilets the mouth of Iran.
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:28:46 PM PST
by
JeffersonRepublic.com
(There is no truth in the news, and no news in the truth.)
To: presidio9
...they should hide little chocolate bombs in the middle...
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posted on
02/16/2006 1:30:00 PM PST
by
Tzimisce
(How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President!)
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