Iran Renames Danish Pastries (Now & forever to be referred to a "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad." )

Associated Press ^ | 2/16/06 | ALI AKBAR DAREINI

[presidio9]

There was another article with the same title last week. This is the AP providing further details.

[BenLurkin]

Do they sell French fries?

[AntiGuv]

Ya just beat me to it!

[AntiGuv]

Ya just beat me to it!

[conservativebabe]

They are truly out of their minds.

[presidio9]

I still order "Freedon Fries," just to be a wise-ass.

[dynachrome]

Here is a photo of "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad."

[Tokra]

Iranians love Danish pastries, but when they look for the flaky dessert at the bakery they now have to ask for "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad."

And I have renamed Persian Lamb: "Testicles of the Prophet Muhammad."

[SmithL]

So, who wants a bite of Muhammad?

[RJS1950]

Yep, the Rose of Muhammad goes in one end and comes out the other as crap. Just like real prophet.

[yldstrk]

OMG That is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!

[T.Smith]

So, to paraphrase Ty Webb, "A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a Rose of the Prophet Muhammed.". Yeah, that works.

[weegee]

Isn't this taking Mohammed's name in vain? Attributing his name to a breakfast food?

Gonna be more riots.

[Natural Law]

So what. The Danish word for these pastries is "vienbrot" means "Vienna bread".

[T Minus Four]

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!

[mak5]

That's OK...Iran will soon be referred to as North Israel.

[DoctorMichael]

"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die. But the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science - the science against which it had vainly struggled - the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome."
~A passage from his book "The River War" written by Sir Winston Churchill in 1899 after he had participated in the Sudanese campaign.

[Bon mots]

Iran! Hah. What a rathole.
We are being led to believe that they are pro-American.
Don't forget, some 85% of them are in favor of their nuclear weapons program. Just watch how pro-American they all are when we do the right thing and blast it all to smithereens.

BTW - all of the pics in the graphic below are from Iran.

[Rakkasan1]

if your going to San Francisco
be sure to wear some jihad in your hair...

[Bon mots]

Ooops... except for the one in the bottom right-hand corner, of the Palestinian baby-terrorist.

(Pressed "Post" too fast!)