HAR DEE FREEPIN' HAR!!!
I think we all know what really happened.
In a fit of drunken rage, a scowling and evil Dick Cheney tried to blow the head off his so-called "friend" after the "friend" said he didn't think the Vice President's joke about starving old people before throwing them off a cliff in wheelchairs was all that funny.
Then the enraged, drunken alcoholic liar set about to deceive the United States of America' like he did when ordered the torture of innocent, peaceful Iraqi bystanders that he kidnapped off the streets od Iraq as they were playing tiddly-winks.
What do you expect from creepy liars?
And you KNOW what I'm talkin' about!
/Hillary