HILL MAKES A LOVELY DUMMY (lefty with lousy hair lusting for power gets makeover)

nY POST ^ | February 16, 2006 | ANDREA PEYSER

[Liz]

PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: Madame Tussaud's wax rendition of Sen. Hillary Clinton sports an appropriately frozen smile. Photo: N.Y. Post: Jim Alcorn

Here's a philosophical question: Isn't creating a wax figure of Hillary Clinton just a wee bit redundant? In her robin's-egg blue pantsuit, strenuously coiffed hair, and a smile plastered on her puss that says, "Don't eff with me, buddy," Her Hillaryness serves as inspiration for the newest dummy to grace Madame Tussaud's in Midtown.

All of which makes me wonder: How can you tell the real one from the fake? And, perhaps more importantly: Is there really much difference?

I got a sneak peek at the brand-new and totally unauthorized wax sculpture of Hillary, to be unveiled today at a mock Hillary 2008 political rally - just in time for Presidents Day.

Get it?

Now, I've met the former and wannabe future White House tenant on many occasions over the years. And I've studied and absorbed her shtick with equal parts fascination and revulsion, bordering on scary obsession.

My, how she's grown! When Hillary first shot out of husband Bill's shadow, lusting for political power, she was a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with lousy hair and leftist ideals.

Now she's developed into a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with world-class hairstylists and center-right ideals that poll well in red states.

Still, it came as a shock to enter Tussaud's gallery - and see Hillary looking as if a butter pat would turn to ice in her mouth.

[Yardstick]

This line made me chuckle:

...and a smile plastered on her puss that says, "Don't eff with me, buddy,"...

[101st-Eagle]

I wonder if the sculptor's (? is that what you call a waxer)technique was fine enough to recreate the cheesy cellulite running down the back of her commie legs?

[Tuba Guy]

[Polyxene]

"When Embalming Goes Bad" -- film at 11:00.

[wjcsux]

YIKES!!

[EQAndyBuzz]

Wonder if the pant suit was made from a dress?

[joesnuffy]

How will you tell the real one from the fake?...

The fake will be the one not made of wax.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Isn't that formal wear from the Chinese Communist Party?

What happened to old crusty?

[ashtanga]

This woman has no conscience, and would gladly have worked the delousing station at Bergen Belson if she could have had Hitler's ear for fifteen minutes. Why sociopaths aren't weeded out before they rise to political prominence is beyond me, and says much about the educational level of the American electorate. Forgive my blunt manner.

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That about covered it.