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HILL MAKES A LOVELY DUMMY (lefty with lousy hair lusting for power gets makeover)
nY POST ^ | February 16, 2006 | ANDREA PEYSER

Posted on 02/16/2006 3:35:14 AM PST by Liz


PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: Madame Tussaud's wax rendition of Sen. Hillary Clinton sports an appropriately frozen smile. Photo: N.Y. Post: Jim Alcorn

Here's a philosophical question: Isn't creating a wax figure of Hillary Clinton just a wee bit redundant? In her robin's-egg blue pantsuit, strenuously coiffed hair, and a smile plastered on her puss that says, "Don't eff with me, buddy," Her Hillaryness serves as inspiration for the newest dummy to grace Madame Tussaud's in Midtown.

All of which makes me wonder: How can you tell the real one from the fake? And, perhaps more importantly: Is there really much difference?

I got a sneak peek at the brand-new and totally unauthorized wax sculpture of Hillary, to be unveiled today at a mock Hillary 2008 political rally - just in time for Presidents Day.

Get it?

Now, I've met the former and wannabe future White House tenant on many occasions over the years. And I've studied and absorbed her shtick with equal parts fascination and revulsion, bordering on scary obsession.

My, how she's grown! When Hillary first shot out of husband Bill's shadow, lusting for political power, she was a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with lousy hair and leftist ideals.

Now she's developed into a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with world-class hairstylists and center-right ideals that poll well in red states.

Still, it came as a shock to enter Tussaud's gallery - and see Hillary looking as if a butter pat would turn to ice in her mouth.

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TOPICS: Extended News; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: crustusmaximus; crusty; hildebeaste; jezebel; olcrusty; oldcrusty
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To: Liz
This line made me chuckle:
...and a smile plastered on her puss that says, "Don't eff with me, buddy,"...

61 posted on 02/16/2006 9:45:39 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Liz

I wonder if the sculptor's (? is that what you call a waxer)technique was fine enough to recreate the cheesy cellulite running down the back of her commie legs?


62 posted on 02/16/2006 9:46:26 AM PST by 101st-Eagle (Hunt with VP Cheney=hurt. Drive w/ Kennedy=DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!)
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To: wjcsux

63 posted on 02/16/2006 10:10:55 AM PST by Tuba Guy (I don't remember, I can't recall, I have no memory of that .....)
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To: Tuba Guy

"When Embalming Goes Bad" -- film at 11:00.


64 posted on 02/16/2006 11:16:23 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: Tuba Guy

YIKES!!


65 posted on 02/16/2006 11:22:39 AM PST by wjcsux (I would prefer to have the German army in front of me than the French army behind me- Gen. G. Patton)
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To: billhilly

Wonder if the pant suit was made from a dress?


66 posted on 02/16/2006 12:00:43 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("We don't need POLITICIANS...we need STATESMEN.")
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To: DoughtyOne

How will you tell the real one from the fake?...

The fake will be the one not made of wax.


67 posted on 02/16/2006 1:16:52 PM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister..but we knew just what to do...we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: Liz

Isn't that formal wear from the Chinese Communist Party?

What happened to old crusty?


68 posted on 02/16/2006 1:25:00 PM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: MensRightsActivist
This woman has no conscience, and would gladly have worked the delousing station at Bergen Belson if she could have had Hitler's ear for fifteen minutes. Why sociopaths aren't weeded out before they rise to political prominence is beyond me, and says much about the educational level of the American electorate. Forgive my blunt manner.
69 posted on 02/16/2006 1:27:48 PM PST by ashtanga
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To: ashtanga

That about covered it.


70 posted on 02/16/2006 1:31:40 PM PST by null and void (<---- Aged to perfection, and beyond...)
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