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To: West Coast Conservative

What we would like to see:

Dear Senators Clinton, Schumer, Kerry and Kennedy,
You are cordially invited to my ranch in Wyoming next week for a large picnic and quail hunt. You will be my guests of honor and sit at the head table and be at the front of the line at the hunt. All necessary gear will be provided free of charge, courtesy of my good friend Jack A. (Sen. Kerry, you can bring your own hunting gun if you like.) All game shot will be on the menu and cooked to your liking.
RSVP by 2-18-2006

Yours truly,

Dead Eye Dick


2 posted on 02/15/2006 1:53:54 PM PST by hophead ("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
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To: hophead

Hillary & Co. can come hunting with me any time. I can't vouch for their personal safety, but I will say that I shoot only what I intend to shoot.


9 posted on 02/15/2006 1:57:28 PM PST by Callahan
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To: hophead
This story is being arubacized
124 posted on 02/15/2006 4:14:27 PM PST by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: hophead
What we would like to see:

Dear Senators Clinton, Schumer, Kerry and Kennedy, You are cordially invited to my ranch in Wyoming next week for a large picnic and quail hunt. You will be my guests of honor and sit at the head table and be at the front of the line at the hunt. All necessary gear will be provided free of charge, courtesy of my good friend Jack A. (Sen. Kerry, you can bring your own hunting gun if you like.) All game shot will be on the menu and cooked to your liking. RSVP by 2-18-2006

Yours truly,

Dead Eye Dick

I'm just afraid Kennedy would write back:

Dear Vice President Cheney,

Sounds great. I'll drive!

Teddy the Buoy

184 posted on 02/16/2006 9:56:56 AM PST by 101st-Eagle (Hunt with VP Cheney=hurt. Drive w/ Kennedy=DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!)
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