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If I hit the Powerball tonight, I'll be on a warm beach by the weekend.


11 posted on 02/15/2006 1:29:20 PM PST by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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If I hit the Powerball tonight, I'll be on a warm beach by the weekend.

WHEN I win the powerball tonight, I will deposit my lump sum check and head to the Carribean to shop for a small island.

22 posted on 02/15/2006 1:34:00 PM PST by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (Toon Town, Iran...........where reality is the real fantasy.)
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I'll be on one Sunday whether I win or not tonight.


24 posted on 02/15/2006 1:34:47 PM PST by mainepatsfan
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"If I hit the Powerball tonight, I'll be on a warm beach by the weekend." Why so long?

Man comes home and tells his wife, "I won the Lottery. Pack your bags."

"Great," she says. "Should I pack winter or summer clothes?"

"Pack 'em all," he says. "I want you out of the house within the hour."


69 posted on 02/15/2006 2:00:21 PM PST by toddlintown (Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
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Thanks for the reminder to get Powerball tickets. I could use that 300 mil.


81 posted on 02/15/2006 2:15:15 PM PST by Ciexyz (Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
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