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To: subatomicdust

ping!


13 posted on 02/15/2006 11:22:13 AM PST by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: hiredhand

Good grief! What total stupidity! i mean, i know i'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but this about takes all! Like the other day i was in Lowe's and i was at the checkout and had to open a latche set to make sure all the parts were in it. So i pulled out my pocket knife and started to cut the plastic container (i'm a contractor and don't like getting to the job site with "most" of what i need), and some woman behind me in line, with here eyes sticking out of her head, in a loud voice, yells..."HE'S GOT A KNIFE!!" All the rednecks in line just looked at her with amazement, i just smiled and said, "Well, yea, been carrying one since i was 5...it's just a knife" and went on doing what i was doing. i think some people are so gripped with fear it's a wonder they are loose enough to even void their bowels! They probably wake up screaming because they remembered there was a butter knife in the kitchen!


147 posted on 02/16/2006 5:24:02 PM PST by subatomicdust (The polarization of our nation is close to swapping ends!)
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