WTF?? Alcohol? You just made that crap up.
There is a HUGE difference between fleeing the scene of an accident involving a dying young woman, and not even telling the authorities until the next day and accidentially shooting someone with birdshot, getting your personal physician to attend to him immediately, transporting him to the hospital, notifying all proper authorities, and not telling THE PRESS until the next day.
Jeez, get real.
I'd rather hunt with Dick than to ride with Ted.
I didn't make anything up. Re-read my post.