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That's along the line of what I was thinking! When he (Whittington)is much better, they could do a press conference, or interview, etc.. The VP could turn and say something like: "Well, let me introduce my friend Mr. Whittington. You do remember him, don't you? Yeah, that poor 'hunting victim' that I 'nearly killed'!". Or: "See, it's a miracle, isn't it?".

Or just hide Whittington (if he is willing to go along) in some tropical paradise for the next ten years, and tell the liberal media and their Dems that there is not enough intact DNA to determine the species of the remains much less it's identity.

Tell them that Cheney inadvertently (due to the effects of consuming a 12 ounce bottle of 3.2 beer with his tamales)armed himself for either elephants or terrorists in tanks instead of quail.

The Media and the left will be so elated for an opportunity to shred Cheney and the Bush Administration, that they won't suspect a thing until the tanned and healthy 88 year old Whitington, guests on the Fox network in February of 2016.