[Willie Green]

The incident was duly reported to the local Law enforcement officials-case closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like it or not, the real world isn't so simple.
The press is still gonna do what the press is gonna do.

[F.J. Mitchell]

That's a fact. The press is going to do anything except truly report and dwell upon the important issues. The press sucks, and the longer and worse and more openly it sucks, the more it will become apparent-even to the delusional dumba$$es who still trust it.