Top 10 things I’d like to ask ‘The Token’:
1) In regards to your comments about the winter olympics, did you tell your writers not to use words like paucity, incredulous, or subjective anymore, cause man, we could see right through that.
2) When you heard the OJ verdict did you jump for joy and say “Yeah, baby!”, or just quietly do the fist pump?
3) How long did it take for you to get your brother the job?
4) Was Irv Cross your hero growing up?
5) Now that you're selling the cabin, how much are you asking?
6) Why do you always scribble on paper during your show? We know you’re just doodling.
7) How many times did you watch “The Great White Hope” this week?
8) Do you really need glasses?
9) Chocolate or Vanilla? Just kidding.
10) Democrat or Republican? Just kidding again.
Methinks he would score highly on this test. :)
Seriously, I hope HBO fires the guy - he deserves it.