[Knitebane]

Personally I prefer a cheese grater and a couple of slaps of Hoppes #9 Powder Solvent for after-shave. But then not everybody shaves his pubic hair...

Ah, I see the girly-men have gotten to you.

Put down that poofy cheese grater and grab a bottle of Ronsonol. A liberal application of flammible fluid to the area and one flick of your Zippo will make that stubborn body hair disappear. Exfoliates too!

[Heyworth]

Put down that poofy cheese grater and grab a bottle of Ronsonol.

I'll bet you wear pink, too. Most days I simply lean out of my car on the freeway and scrape my whiskers off on the freeway at 75 mph.