[DCPatriot]

Sturday Nite Live could do a great spoof on this topic.

Imagine a guy standing at the mirror humming to himself...water running and he picks up the razor GRUNTING with two hands because the razor has TEN BLADES and VIBRATES...like something out Chainsaw Massacre.

[longtermmemmory]

I thought three was pushing absurdity...

I then thought the vibrating handle was just plain weird...

Now I can't take the industry seriously with five.

I hope to ridicule any man seen buying a five blade sucker marketing gimick. Anyone dumb enough to buy a five blade is an just plain weak minded.

[HamiltonJay]

They already did... after the Mach 3 came out.. they did a spoof with a 20 blad razor, and as it was dragged across a guys face he started squirting out a blood fountain monty python would be proud of.

[steve-b]

Sturday Nite Live could do a great spoof on this topic. Imagine a guy standing at the mirror humming to himself...water running and he picks up the razor GRUNTING with two hands because the razor has TEN BLADES and VIBRATES...like something out Chainsaw Massacre.

I remember a MAD magazine spoof featuring a gasoline-powered toenail clipper the size of a chainsaw.