Zoiee!
"All the federales say, we could-have willie any day .. if we'd on-ly known he's - gaaaaay."
Do I have to disown my Highwaymen discs now?
"Mama, don't let you babies grow up pokin-cowboys"
Duke Wayne: Willie, did you know whacking someone in the back of the skull with a shovel cures homosexual tendencies?
Willie: It does?
Duke Wayne: No, but I figure I'll give it a shot anyway.