[labette]

First, I thought this was satire.
Now, I'm not sure.

Are you pulling my leg?

[labette]

Dear Lord, Help us. It's true.

That moan I hear must be Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash rolling over in their graves.

The hair and the outfit...No big deal.
The dope...I can force myself to look the other way.
THIS $H!# !....Willie, let it be said, "We never knew ye."