LOL....I love your idea.....follow the press around and report their EVERY "burp, hiccup, hangnail, etc..." I.E. Ahem....in news today, David Gregory had a bowel movement at 7am.....sorry, I know that's awful, but that's what someone needs to do....and reporting EVERYTHING they eat, where they buy items for their family, etc...
RE: The press, yes, and then ask them questions about EVERYTHING they do. "Why didn't you shop at the grocery store closer to your home? Are you racist? Sexist? Do you own stock in the other grocery store? Are you not concerned about the gas your SUV is burning? Are you AFRAID for the press to see what you're buying?" Wouldn't it be a treat to give them a piece of what they're dishing out?