I have some questions about this incident:
Did Mr. Whittington save his shell riddled shirt so he could prove Cheney Shot him, if the need arose?
Does Mr. Cheney's Shotgun have distinguishing characteristics that Mr. Whittington can identify?
Did Mr. Cheney actually say, "I did not go hunting with that man... Mr. Whittington"
Is it true there's a list of men that claim Mr. Cheney shot them too?
Did Mr. Cheney really shoot Mr. Whittington if he was aiming for someting else?
What is the definition of Shooting, anyway?
Wasn't this just a private expedition between two consenting adults?
Isn't it time we all just moved on?
COMIC GOLD!