Oh, the Vice President must be feeling just terrible. My worst fear has always been hurting someone in an accident. Prayers for Mr. Whittington.
With apologies to Doug From Upland:
To the tune of "Bus Stop":
Bird shot
Face hit
Heart attack maybe
Will he survive tomorrow
All the media blames Cheney
They will cause much sorrow
All the lies they will spin
To make make matters worse
You know that it won't end if he gets better
Because indictments will be pending!
The press is like pigs at the trough...
Are you HEARING them? I swear they are HOPING he dies..
The DOCS are giving the media HELL!!!!