[jrsquid]

I would like to announce a new contest:

A Cartoon drawing contest that will ally the left and right wings of this nation like no other.

it is the Great 2006 Mohammed-Off Cartoon Slam!

The winner gets a virgin.

http://www.theleftwingresponse.com/

[zeugma]

What we need

• We need a girl to volunteer to be the virgin.
• If you are a woman cartoonist and win, and don't want an inexperienced virgin guy, something similar will be set up, possibly at a nearby Chippendale's.
• We need money. Mostly to pay for my inevitable legal and medical bills.

 http://www.theleftwingresponse.com/

 

Funny.