No you didn't...
I like this one best:
"Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent."
TV comedians target Cheney hunting accident
Mercury News ^ | 2-13-06 | AP
Posted on 02/13/2006 6:55:02 PM PST by Serious Capitalist
LOS ANGELES - Television talk shows took aim Monday at Vice President Dick Cheney's accidental weekend shooting in Texas of a hunting companion. Here's a few of the jokes. --- "Late Show with David Letterman," CBS: _ "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." _ "But here is the sad part - before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor." _ "We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney." _ "The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet." __ "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," NBC: _ "Although it is beautiful here in California, the weather back East has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C., Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear. _ "That's the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." _ "I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?'" _ "Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!" --- "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," ...
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