[LZ_Bayonet]

"Ya, but how much is a lawyer stamp?"

Obviously it would be less than a quail hunting stamp - I wonder why the VP chose to buy the more expensive $7 bird stamp?

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Truck driver pulls into a stop with a bar somewhere near the Great Divide. He walks into the bar.
The bartender looks at him says, "Are you an engineer or a nerd?"
The guy tells him he's only a truck driver with a load of computers.
About that time a guy walks in with a pocket protector for his pens and pencils.
The bartender pulls a gun from underneath the bar and shoots him.
The truck driver screams what are you doing?
The bartender explains there is an open season on nerds and engineers just now, and it's OK to shoot them.
Later the Truck Driver pulls out and as he crosses the ridge there's an accident in front of him, a bus from Microsoft, he hits the brakes, jackknifes the truck, turns it over, and spills computers all over the road.
All the nerds from the bus come running up and start grabbing computers. He tries to stop them but they keep on, so he gets a pistol from the cab and starts shooting them.
A trooper comes running up yelling, "What are you doing?"
The Truck Driver answers, "I thought it was open season."
The trooper says, " Yeah it is, But, You're not allowed to bait them.