[Fido969]

My first Valentine gift to my wife was a 6oz. bottle of Hoppe's. Needless to say, we were a very happy couple at the end of the evening. (wink)

Polished yer pistol, did she?

[Cobra64]

Polished yer pistol, did she?

Yupper, she wears a Freudian slip, never let's the pork roll, and always needs to hide the salami.

When I'm on the road, she'll send me an email telling me to, "give youself a hand."

When I come home, I just say, "Bend over, I'll drive."