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To: dropandgimme20

That's what sells Segal films alright. The "everyman" downhome next-door type who can kill with a #2 ticonderoga, recast a 5"-.50 Cal bursting charge into a satchel charge in 5 minutes flat, and still have time to romance a playboy Bunnie.

Why, just last week, when I was slaughtering 10,000 screaming and clumsy mooslims, each armed with a 50 kiloton device, and whipping up an exceptionally fluffy quiche, I told her, "By Gar we should ask the Academy why Stevie, (I call him Stevie,) hasn't even been nominated..."

41 posted on 02/13/2006 9:58:20 AM PST by jonascord ("As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!")

The "everyman" downhome next-door type who can kill with a #2 ticonderoga, recast a 5"-.50 Cal bursting charge into a satchel charge in 5 minutes flat, and still have time to romance a playboy Bunnie.

That's why he's Steven Seagal!

63 posted on 02/13/2006 10:09:03 AM PST by Rummyfan

73 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:15 AM PST by Rummyfan

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