That is truly unfair to President William Henry Harrison. He had actually been a victor in warfare (War of 1812)although revisionist historians might quibble that he had won battles over the peaceful loving noble red men er, uh.... I mean nativehyphenamericans. I'm sure you didn't mean to be that harsh to Harrison--comparing him Goober???
My appologies to Pres. Harrison, Jimmy take your place at the bottom of the list!