LOL!
Maybe if you'd quit stalking my every footstep, nipping at my ankles every chance you get, I wouldn't think you were "out to get me"!
Good grief. I would ask "Are you for real?", but I'm afraid of the answer I might get!
You do need to get a life, though! What are you, glued to your computer chair? Seems like any time I post something, you're there, *bam*, in my face, with a snotty reply posted within nanoseconds of my post appearing in the thread.
I'm sure the DSM has a term for that behavior. I'm sure I don't want to know what it is. :)
You say something to me and I reply. That isn't stalking. You clearly have some kind of disconnection with reality.