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from Letterman: Top 10 list was devoted to "Dick Cheney's excuses," which included that he "thought the guy was trying to go gay cowboy on me."

1,000 posted on 02/14/2006 5:54:02 AM PST by strange1 ("Show the enemy harm so he shall not advance" Sun Tzu The Art of War)

Here they are:

Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

1,004 posted on 02/14/2006 8:34:22 AM PST by Feiny ("Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back." Ann Coulter)