I suppose his hunting trip with Harry Reid is cancelled now.
I was hit with buckshot hunting by my stupid moron brother once :-)
well at least he's no Aaron Burr.
It's still safer than going driving with Teddy Kennedy.
Well, I knew Cheney was a sportsman, but didn't know he was a quail hunter....
A DAY AT THE BEACH
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off shore.
There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then using baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick "Who was that?"
It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has all of God's wisdom."
Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing................how's the bait holding up?"
/DUmbass tinfoil hat
They can't say he's not a combat veteran anymore.
-PJ
Was he duck hunting with Scalia again?
The media will be hyperventilating over this as they too are tired of talking about the snow.
If you'd like to be on or off this Upper Midwest outdoors list, please FRmail me.
At least Cheney didn't turn to shoot a giant, vicious, attacking jackrabbit.
It's okay.
He shot a lawyer!
Well, if you're quail hunting, you're not using slugs. And as far as 'spraying,' a shotgun produces a shot PATTERN.
These reporters are morons. They would know the difference between a sling-shot and a shotgun.
Cheney clips this dude while hunting, He, after conferring with family and friends decides to step down as VP for the benefit of the people. Condi, rises to VP and decides after a while "Yeah, I think I'd like to be president."
/MoonBat rant or Rovian Checkmate?
Thoughts or comments?
PS - I am not a wacko, so no flaming me! :o) as if that last line would stop someone...
This really sucks. There are forces trying to end hunting in this country and Cheney is now their best argument.
As opposed to John "Can I get me a huntin' license here?" Kerry, Cheney really does go hunting and it's not even a photo op.
And I'm sorry his friend was hurt in a hunting accident.
I've nearly had a stroke before in the excitement of a covey of quail exploding from right beneath me.
Is is a good idea for Cheney to be doing this?