In the new, wussified America.
It's a shame that you can go to prison for punching someone that everyone would agree desperately needs to be punched.
I had to go to court for it before, and I just touched someone on the shoulder, NO punching i was on probation for a prior assault & battery(that one was really assault!) and ended up getting community service for touching someone on the shoulder. I know pretty lame.
Yep. Time was when no one would have seen a thing, didn't know how they got that busted nose, 'cause we were all just shooting the breeze over there. Mebbe they fell down...