Two men, and the sheep that brought them together. Frankly I'm really surprised that we haven't seen the following, so I'm going to do a nose dive straight into the gutter!
Q: Where do you get virgin wool?
A: Ugly sheep!
What did the lamb say to the shephard?
"Are you my daaaaaaaaaa-dy?"
Brokeback Mountain: Where men are men, women are scarce, and the sheep used to be mighty nervous!
Mark
Brokeback Mountain: Where the men are men, men pretend to be women, and the sheep are still scared.