... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you grow a beard because the ewes think it's sexy...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you keep your wife in a bag so she'll stay fresh...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you think pigs are unclean, but wipe your butt with your bare left hand...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you pack your tighty whities , but not to impress the girls...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you occupy former Seminole land while complaining about the occupation of Palestine ...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you get funny looks when you select disposable knives at the hardware store...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you secretly enjoy geing frisked at airports but always get passed over in favor of a search of an Italian grandmother...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you've ever hunted down an editorial cartoonist to give him your editorial opinion in spades...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you've ever received coal in your sandal during Ramadan...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If your mom's secret recipe puff pastry has been known to explode...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If your cave is fitted with satellite TV so you can watch your home videos on CNN...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
If you've ever dove for cover when a friend asks you "What's that drone I hear?" ...
... you might be an islamic terrorist.
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