Yup. I'm a liberal because I made the suggestion you leave the freaking headline as is and make your editorial comments, even re-write the headline, in the comments section.
Actually, I think that makes me a commie, hippie, atheist, evolution believing, anti-smoking Nazi who kicks 4 pound toy poodles across the street.
With your knack for deductive reasoning, I think you can only handle a 3.5 pound toy poodle.