Science has finally solved that age-old question: Was Elton John born that way or did he choose.
Guys, the bad news is, if you pass this test you're a homo.
If you fail, you're normal.
(Sorry but no ladies. For some reason it only works for men.)
This is a scientific test, so give it your best shot.
http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf
Try as I might; flunked it every single time. Curiously; my wife knew always knew where the ball was. Hmmmm...
Sigh!!
I'm old enough to remember when Elton John wasn't (openly) gay!