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Calvin and Hobbes -- And Mohammed
RCP ^ | 2/9/2006 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 02/10/2006 9:18:59 AM PST by curtisgardner

As my regular readers know, I've long been skeptical of the "Religion of Peace" moniker for Muslims -- for at least 3,000 reasons right off the top of my head. I think the evidence is going my way this week.

The culture editor of a newspaper in Denmark suspected writers and cartoonists were engaging in self-censorship when it came to the Religion of Peace. It was subtle things, like a Danish comedian's statement, paraphrased by The New York Times, "that he had no problem urinating on the Bible but that he would not dare do the same to the Quran."

So, after verifying that his life insurance premiums were paid up, the editor expressly requested cartoons of Muhammad from every cartoonist with a Danish cartoon syndicate. Out of 40 cartoonists, only 10 accepted the invitation, most of them submitting utterly neutral drawings with no political content whatsoever.

But three cartoons made political points.

One showed Muhammad turning away suicide bombers from the gates of heaven, saying "Stop, stop -- we ran out of virgins!" -- which I believe was a commentary on Muslims' predilection for violence. Another was a cartoon of Muhammad with horns, which I believe was a commentary on Muslims' predilection for violence. The third showed Muhammad with a turban in the shape of a bomb, which I believe was an expression of post-industrial ennui in a secular -- oops, no, wait: It was more of a commentary on Muslims' predilection for violence.

In order to express their displeasure with the idea that Muslims are violent, thousands of Muslims around the world engaged in rioting, arson, mob savagery, flag-burning, murder and mayhem, among other peaceful acts of nonviolence.

Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back.

The little darlings brandish placards with typical Religion of Peace slogans, such as: "Behead Those Who Insult Islam," "Europe, you will pay, extermination is on the way" and "Butcher those who mock Islam." They warn Europe of their own impending 9/11 with signs that say: "Europe: Your 9/11 will come" -- which is ironic, because they almost had me convinced the Jews were behind the 9/11 attack.

The rioting Muslims claim they are upset because Islam prohibits any depictions of Muhammad -- though the text is ambiguous on beheadings, suicide bombings and flying planes into skyscrapers.

The belief that Islam forbids portrayals of Muhammad is recently acquired. Back when Muslims created things, rather than blowing them up, they made paintings, frescoes, miniatures and prints of Muhammad.

But apparently the Quran is like the Constitution: It's a "living document," capable of sprouting all-new provisions at will. Muslims ought to start claiming the Quran also prohibits indoor plumbing, to explain their lack of it.

Other interpretations of the Quran forbid images of humans or animals, which makes even a child's coloring book blasphemous. That's why the Taliban blew up those priceless Buddhist statues, bless their innocent, peace-loving little hearts.

Largely unnoticed in this spectacle is the blinding fact that one nation is missing from the long list of Muslim countries (by which I mean France and England) with hundreds of crazy Muslims experiencing bipolar rage over some cartoons: Iraq. Hey -- maybe this democracy thing does work! The barbaric behavior of Europe's Muslims suggests that the European welfare state may not be attracting your top-notch Muslims.

Making the rash assumption for purposes of discussion that Islam is a religion and not a car-burning cult, even a real religion can't go bossing around other people like this.

Catholics aren't short on rules, but they couldn't care less if non-Catholics use birth control. Conservative Jews have no interest in forbidding other people from mixing meat and dairy. Protestants don't make a peep about other people eating food off one another's plates. (Just stay away from our plates -- that's disgusting.)

But Muslims think they can issue decrees about what images can appear in newspaper cartoons. Who do they think they are, liberals?


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: tenpeat; wob

1 posted on 02/10/2006 9:19:00 AM PST by curtisgardner
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To: curtisgardner
Check this out here.
2 posted on 02/10/2006 9:20:27 AM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: curtisgardner

And the Hysteric Leftists wonder why we all Love Ann!


3 posted on 02/10/2006 9:22:18 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Vote Democrat-We are the party of reactionary inertia".)
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To: Xenalyte

Huh. sorry about that. i did a title search and nothing came up. oh well.


4 posted on 02/10/2006 9:22:43 AM PST by curtisgardner
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To: curtisgardner
Yeah, its a repeat and I don't care, but you must still follow the rules!


5 posted on 02/10/2006 9:30:38 AM PST by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: curtisgardner
I just back from one week in Abu Dubai, UAE.

There was no such demonstrations in the UAE while I was there. Most thought the rioting was stupid and made Muslims look bad.

6 posted on 02/10/2006 9:38:45 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Xenalyte

7 posted on 02/10/2006 9:47:01 AM PST by mrsmel (Men possess talent. Genius possesses men.)
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To: curtisgardner

Someone needs to make one of those C&H's peeing drawings with them pissing on the Koran or Mohammed.


8 posted on 02/10/2006 9:54:30 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: curtisgardner
In order to express their displeasure with the idea that Muslims are violent, thousands of Muslims around the world engaged in rioting, arson, mob savagery, flag-burning, murder and mayhem, among other peaceful acts of nonviolence.

That just about sums it up.

9 posted on 02/10/2006 9:57:03 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: Xenalyte

Bump!


10 posted on 02/10/2006 10:02:57 AM PST by Windsong (Jesus Saves, but Buddha makes incremental backups)
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To: curtisgardner
Protestants don't make a peep about other people eating food off one another's plates. (Just stay away from our plates -- that's disgusting.)

Good column, but what in the world is Ann talking about here?

11 posted on 02/10/2006 10:42:28 AM PST by Siena Dreaming
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To: prairiebreeze

read later


12 posted on 02/10/2006 11:08:34 AM PST by prairiebreeze (Brought to you by the American Democrat Party. aka Al Qaeda, Western Division.)
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To: curtisgardner

Muslims are proving each day, little by little, that their religion is incompatible with civilized western society. The longer this goes on, the wider the chasm.

Sooner or later this WILL come to a head here in the US. I predict the Europeans will capitulate (they have already started() and that will be the trigger for muslims to start the same behavior here in the US. Then...


13 posted on 02/10/2006 11:14:22 AM PST by navyguy
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To: curtisgardner

14 posted on 02/10/2006 11:48:27 AM PST by faq (Warning: Inflammatory content. May or may not be acceptable. Flame away. Please don't ban.)
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To: faq

I like that....


15 posted on 02/10/2006 12:12:47 PM PST by Kimmers
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