1 posted on
02/09/2006 1:26:05 PM PST by
klossg
To: InterestedQuestioner; annalex; Notwithstanding; Romulus; A.A. Cunningham; Mrs. Don-o; ...
Theology of the Body Ping!
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2 posted on
02/09/2006 1:26:39 PM PST by
klossg
(GK - God is good!)
To: klossg
So if one of these programs has a "bug", does that mean it might have an "STD"?
3 posted on
02/09/2006 1:30:00 PM PST by
bygolly
To: klossg
Just set that Blackberry alarm to play "In The Mood" when it's time to copulate.
To: klossg
The Secret Service already had one of these during the XXX-42 administration so they knew when one of them would be more likely to have to take a lamp or an ashtray for the president.
7 posted on
02/09/2006 1:39:01 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(During wartime, some whistles should not be blown. - Orson Scott Card)
To: klossg
8 posted on
02/09/2006 1:58:01 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
To: klossg
To: klossg
Reminds me of the old joke (short version):
Man went into store to buy tampons for wife. Counter boy tried to sell him a lawnmower, saying he may as well cut his grass b'cause he sure wasn't having sex that weekend.
11 posted on
02/09/2006 2:06:31 PM PST by
cinives
(On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
To: klossg
I hear that the program syncs up with other women's programs if they leave their PDA's or laptops together for a period of time...
12 posted on
02/09/2006 2:07:11 PM PST by
TSgt
(Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
To: klossg; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; xsmommy; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Computer Program Tracks Woman's Cycle - NFP Here's the hardware.
14 posted on
02/09/2006 2:24:01 PM PST by
martin_fierro
(I signed up in 1997 to post *this*?)
To: klossg
My wife did this to track her fertility... these guys aint the first to make a program like this...
To: klossg
19 posted on
02/09/2006 2:44:25 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: klossg
Didn't need a computer, my wife's recurring monthly interest in fondling sharp implements and looking at me balefully was all the warning I needed.
To: klossg
There's actually a few other sites, too...I personally used http://www.pregnancy.org to track my cycle, and plan on using it again in the future.
To: klossg
I have a quick method of determining if someone has seen the main international NFP video series.
All I have to do is hold one hand out and slowly bring my index finger together with my thumb and then apart and then together again.
If they start laughing uncontrollably I know they've seen the video.
Not a jab against NFP just kinda' an inside joke. (rain cloud)
40 posted on
02/10/2006 7:48:49 AM PST by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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