Posted on 02/09/2006 12:15:02 PM PST by LouAvul
Or, to the tune of Silent Night:
Shapeless blob,
Featureless blob.
Swimming in
The nutrient stew.
Join together,
Two cells into four.
Change the functions,
Then grow some more.
Climb up onto land.
Join the merry band.
Ahhh... no. Not even close.
When you get some free time, look up "sarcasm" and "satire."
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Oh but there is truth to that sarcasm....
Problem is the Darwin religionists "can't handle the truth."
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt!
> Oh but there is truth to that sarcasm....
In that amphibian tetrapods evolved from fish, sure.
>Problem is the Darwin religionists "can't handle the truth."
Let us all know when Darwinism really becomes a religion. And not just when anti-Darwinists try to tar Darwinism with the "religion" label simply because they don't like Darwinism.
Here's a hint: Darwinism is every bit a religion as Newtonian physics.
> Basically they are sayng that Darwin replaces Christianity for them.
That notion is, and has been, easily demolished. On the other hand, there are people who take the fish symbol, and it's replacement, rather more seriously:
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/asatru/-/pv_design_prod/p_Raven_Myst.43860396/id_10586243/pNo_43860396/fpt_/opt_/c_/pg_
Leventhal has pegged it exactly right. Evolution is first and foremost a belief system for atheists and materialists. Darwin is their Moses, their Muhammad, their lawgiver.
It figures.
Creationists have festivals in Salem too. The last big one was when they hung the witches
Neodarwinists long to burn witches too. Their witches are people who refuse to believe that life can spontaneously organize out of dumb matter.
Duh....that's part of why I said it figures. Salem has gone way the other way.
I have heard it said that science can explain everything after the "Big Bang". You have to turn to G-d to explain the void of space and the big bang. To create something from nothing is a pretty good trick.
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