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To: highlander_UW

"It was taken out of context and somebody is trying ... to give us the guilt for what is happening."

Reminds me of a scene from the Blues Brothers:

[after a burst of gunfire from the Mystery Woman, Jake climbs to his feet, covered in mud from the tunnel floor]
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.



7 posted on 02/08/2006 5:37:08 PM PST by capers_for_freedom
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To: capers_for_freedom
(Jake makes with the puppy-dog eyes, raises left eyebrow)

MW: Oh, Jake...

(They kiss. Jake drops MW in mud)C'mon Elwood, let's go!

Elwood (tips hat as he passes MW) Ma'am..

41 posted on 02/08/2006 6:47:26 PM PST by castlebrew (true gun control is hitting where you're aiming!)
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