I think we need a movie called 'Weekend with Vladimir' where two zany Freepers keep the mummy of the father of USSR away from Liberals while having a zany weekend. The Liberals can't really seem to cope with the idea tha Lenin and Communism is dead and keep clutching at his corpse in hope of reanimating him. At the end of the film, the villan named 'Hillary' whine shrilly while Vlad's body very quickly rots from her breath. Pg-13 for minor violence and toplessness (Hillary, Pilosi, and Teddy)
A topless Hildabeast? That would have to be rated X for extreme violence towards the human retina.
I'll buy a ticket to see that!