But by far the fiercest demonstration took place in Green Bay's Lambeau Shrine parking lot where throngs of Packer faithful burned Texas flags and effigies of Roger Staubach as Lutheran pastors led them in chants of "Those who defame the Vince suck" and "Favre is Great." Many of the frenzied demonstrators were seen ritualistically beating themselves with mozzarella sticks.
I suspected that the Holy City would bear the brunt of the unrest. But please cut Roger Staubach a little slack. If they burn Barry Switzer instead, some of us down here may even join in solidarity with the militants.
Yes! Just don't tell the cheeseheads that Switzer's alive, not dead yet, and they probably won't notice any more difference than we ever saw.