No offense taken. LOL, if you're confused by the myraid of Protestant denominations, you would be TOTALLY confused by the types of Baptists churches under the name Baptist which aren't the same at all. The devil is in the details, and we're an argumentative bunch. :)
You want confusing? There's a church in Detroit at 8 Mile & Woodward named: St. John the Baptist Catholic Church. Then to make it even more confusing - it's a Serbian Orthodox church!