You Might Be A Liberal If...
You think that protestors outside nuclear power plants are dedicated activists, but protestors outside abortion clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal activity.
You believe that even though the top 20 percent of taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes, that the rich are not paying their “fair share.”
You believe in global warming today just as firmly as you believed in global cooling back in the 1970s.
You have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs.
You deplore prejudice and bigotry in all its forms, but think that everyone in the “red states” is an idiot.
You are worried about how the French view Americans.
You believe that nativity scenes should be banned from public view...