Posted on 02/07/2006 7:56:44 AM PST by Sabramerican
Iran's Khamenei: The Danish Cartoons Are a Zionist Plot 17:46 Feb 07, '06 / 9 Shevat 5766
(IsraelNN.com) The supreme authority in Iran, the chief cleric Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, declared on Tuesday that the cartoons of Islam's Muhammad published in Europe, which have caused an ongoing and violent uproar in the Muslim world, are a Zionist plot against Islam. The cartoons were Israel's response to the Islamic Hamas movement's recent electoral win in the Palestinian Authority, according to Khamenei.
The Associated Press reports that Khamenei told a radio audience that the cartoons are a "conspiracy by Zionists who were angry because of the victory of Hamas." He was speaking at a ceremony in honor of Iran's air force for its role in bringing the Islamists to power in Iran.
I have a firm grasp of the squiggles representing "allah", but I'm unsure about the one representing "mohammed".
Is "mohammed" the squiggle that looks like a barfing snake in a wheelchair?
This is a serious question...
As usual, the Moos prove themselves to be not only psychotically paranoid, but also unusually stupid.
The cartoons were originally published in September, 3 months before the PA elections.
I thank the Zionists for allowing the entire world to see muslims as a bunch of uncivilized barbarians.
Since the overthrow of the Shah it has been run by insane cultists.....nothing new here at all.
TO: The Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy
FROM: Mr. Big
RE: Crisis
The Iranians have discovered our plot # 23598745. Staff meeting in 15 minutes.
The world is now witnessing what Islam is really all about. This is a good thing. Islam should be outlawed in the West.
Now, now, now. Don't go trying to insert facts into their delusions.
actually they have regressed in the past few months to the point they were when Boris Karloff err the Crapatollah was alive.
They spent a few years trying to make accomodations to the west. Oh that was a game of play nice and buy time you say? I'll buy that.
I setup an automatic camera by the pond and got a picture of who's been stealing the water:
Yep, it's those darn Jews! We got Jews outside. How do I get rid of them? Is there some kind of spray? Or a salve I can rub on? This is really series and there are 5 of these guys now and yesterday there were 4. And they are expensive. My wife has made me buy her two diamond rings from these guys. Which wan't all that bad because the one on the left did our taxes and saved us a bunch of money! But they have to go! They keep talking about taking the fish out of the pond and eating them with those little round donuts they bring by. I need some help!*
*This is sarcasm of course. Absurdity. But not serious absurdity as in what this nutty Khamenei says. Long live Israel!
Hopefully, he'll forget that his shoe came from "Shoe Bombs R' Us" and end up making a smoking hole in the ground (a~la Wile E. Coyote).
Miss World Canada 2005 - Iranian
http://www.missworldcanada.com/mwc/2005/images/index.htm
I'm just happy that Catherine Bell's (JAG) parents got out of Iran when
the gitting was good.
I'm pretty sure a Joo gave me sinusitis, made me miss work.
Ding dang diddly darn him . . . And Abraham too. And Moses.
Boy dem jews is a crafty lot.
Do you know what else doesn't make sens? Believing that a rock will come to life and tell you that an infidel is hiding begind it.
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