A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super
Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if
anyone is
sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in
their right mind would have a seat like this for the
Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world,
and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to
me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't
been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative,
or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the
funeral."
(maybe I shouldn't give up the day job)
ROFLMAO!
My wife is still laughing