[MineralMan]

"Latin 101 for David Kupelian. Lucifer means - literally - a bearer, or carrier,of light. His "Lucifer (literally, "Angel of Light")" is an erroneous translation."

And anyone who has owned an older British car knows exactly who Lucifer really is. He's Joseph Lucas, and he's the Lord of Darkness.

[GSlob]

L. U. Cifer is a Division Director. He's pretty easy to get along with, which cannot be said about his secretary. Dealing with her is pure hell, especially for the interns and part-timers.