Wow, spoken by someone who lives in Pheonix? Which is really just a huge strip mall in the desert?
Your obsession with mullets is really unhealthy. Maybe next year, Seahawks!
Phoenix is the future. People move here from dreary dismal towns back east because the weather is great and there are jobs and industries that don't revolve around unionized manual labor.
The desert rules, but, by all means, stay in the cold, snowy hell you are in now.