Subaru Legacy. Gold star something.
H-E-B - guy bringing groceries into kitchen, armloads at a time. Another guy says "what's with him?" The girl in the kitchen says, "He doesn't like sex." Observer guy says "Football guys!"
I'm going, "Huh?"
Then I realized the girl said "sacks."
Thank God Mick didn't have a wardrobe malfunction. That would have been a bigger eew moment than that streaking sheep.