[abner]

Denmark! Even if you were overcome with a sudden urge to burn the Danish flag, where do you get one in a hurry in Gaza? Well, OK, that's easy: the nearest European Union Humanitarian Aid and Intifada-Funding Branch Office. But where do you get one in an obscure town on the Punjabi plain on a Thursday afternoon? If I had a sudden yen to burn the Yemeni or Sudanese flag on my village green, I haven't a clue how I'd get hold of one in this part of New Hampshire.

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[IronJack]

I'm tellin' ya ... this franchise is an idea whose time has come ...

Make a package deal: three of the most widely burned flags (choose from England, America, Israel, Germany, and France) and two others from our wide selection, plus a half-pint of lighter fluid and a Bic for $49.95. Act now and receive a free tube of Bactine in case you burn yourself!