Well, they've got product liability lawyers. That's a start. Now they just need IRS, EPA, FDA, FCC, DOT, HHS/HUD, SSA, OSHA, UAW/NEA/AFLCIO, ACLU, PETA, NOW and affirmative action to get on a level playing field with US.
You forgot the Al Sharptons and Jesse "Shakedown" Jacksons types.